Thursday, April 16, 2009

Conversation With Baby

How You Explain to a Fetus that Lollipops are Not Good For Them:

Mr. Howard to Baby: "Hi Baby! How are you? We love you!"
Mr. Howard to Baby: "Can you hear the movie on the T.V.? We're watching the Wizard of Oz. My favorite song is..."
Mr. Howard begins singing: "We represent the lollipop guild, the lollopop guild, the lollipop guild..."
Mr. Howard to Baby: "You're our little munchkin. You know that?"
Mr. Howard to Baby: "But no lollipops for you!"
Mr. Howard to Baby: "You can have them when you're older, but not yet!"
Mr. Howard to Baby: "Sorry! Lollipops are dangerous and not healthy for babies!"
Mr. Howard to Baby: "If I could give you a lollipop, I would."

3 comments:

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Honestly, these are the moments I will treasure the most. I laughed for about five minutes. He was explaining to a fetus that he felt horrible about not allowing him/her to have a lollipop! :-)

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I wonder what baby's favorite flavor will be?

LittleDreamer said... Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Love it!

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